Princess Sabrina
My Fairy Tale: My fairy tale began the moment I first
graced my royal family with my presence.
My mom (the Queen) was in her palace and spotted me as a tiny wild
kitten playing outside in the garden. She ran out to the gate house and told my
dad (the King) “there’s a Siamese kitten in the garden!!”. Well, they both ran outside just in time to
see me dashing away. Mom had always
wanted a Siamese kitty so she set out a live-trap every day hoping I would be
lured back into their lair. Well I
surprised her…I didn’t come back…for a MONTH!
By this time she had given up hope of ever seeing me again, but one day
she looked out the window and there I was sitting ON TOP of the trap. She thought I was quite the little
jester! So she set the trap with some
delightful tuna and went back in the palace.
Three minutes later I was captured and transported in some type of
carriage to my new palace. From that day on I have been the Princess of
our palace…and I must say, I was BORN to be a Princess!
My Palace: My palace is of course quite elaborate….we have 8 cat trees, two kitty
pods, two kitty hammocks, one kitty cottage, one bamboo kitty ball bed, and the
list goes on. For dining we eat on Wetnoz Fat Cat dishes
and drink from beautiful fountains. Did
I mention the Litter Robot?! There is
also a secret passageway from the hall to the royal kitty room that keeps the
guard dogs out.
My Favorite Throne: Since I pretty much rule the house I like to
change my preferred sleeping location depending on my mood. This week it is in the pink kitty bed, but
my usual night time spot is wrapped around the top of my mom’s (the “Queen’s”)
head. I also like any look-out point
where I can have full view of my kingdom.
My Loyal Subjects: As Princess I have many loyal subjects. There are my four guard dogs who’s sole
purpose in life is to project me (though one of the Pomeranians chases me at
times), my Ladies-in-waiting which consist of several female kitties who make
sure I am clean and comfortable, my suitors which consist of several male
kitties all who completely adore me and then there is my Queen and King who
confirm for me every day that the world revolves around me.
My Favorite
Amusements: I am a bit of a mouser
so I love to play with toy mice. One
time we had real baby mice in the Palace and I got to lick them…yum! I also like “Da Bird”, my FroliCat laser toy
and my Fling-Ama-String.
My Royal Duties: A Princess needs her beauty rest so sleeping
is important to me. But I also like to
chatter at birds outside and chatter for treats and chatter when I don’t like
something. So I suppose you could say I
like to “talk” a lot. I am also tasked
with making sure the guard dogs stay in line which often
requires me to implement my papping punishment….and I have at times been heard
meowing “off with their heads!” MOL!
My Favorite Fare: Fancy Feast of course! I also enjoy tuna, soft cat treats, cheese
and any type of meat the royal family may be dining on.
My Titles: Chewbacca, Chewy, ChewChew, Cheweenie,
Weenie, Sasquatch, Sassy Sasquatch, Chupacabra, Sa-Brina-A, Sabrina the Witch,
oh and don’t forget my formal title PRINCESS Sabrina!! Ok, so I must explain the Chewbaka &
Sasquach titles…my family says that when I chatter and talk I make sounds like
Wookie. I don’t really know what they
are talking about because all I hear when I am talking is sweet music!
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